Memo Writing Part One

Hey there. In my weird job at the bottom of the earth, I write memos to people, telling them how to behave. Here is number one from this season:

It was called "Stealing is Wrong."


Hey there, South Pole!

It has come to my attention that many of you (and you know who you are, and I’m starting to know who you are) are snooping through unoccupied rooms and stealing the furniture.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is bad and wrong.

There are many folks coming behind us to this Great and Mighty Station, and they will actually need that furniture in their rooms. Go figure. Also, at South Pole, folks return to the same rooms again and again and will be expecting their things to be in place.

Please put back that which you took.

Also, you may have noticed old furniture out on the berms. Much of this furniture will be going to the Navy museum in California to be enshrined in honor of this Great and Mighty Station. Steal that, and we’ll have your head.

Obviously you are in need of things. Please let me know what your room is missing and we will do our best to find you what you need. It may not happen tomorrow, but I will work with the materials staff and the FEMC staff and we will try to accommodate you.

See? Hard? I don’t think so! Ask for what you desire, and we may just be able to get if for you.

Thanks!

Beth