Why Do I Want to Fuck a Republican?

What makes a conservative, fiscally responsible man seem attractive? Why would I ever be attracted to that?

The perception of strength?

Feeling the heartless killer in him?

The strange assumption that Manliness looks like a bully?

Or does it come from the propaganda? Daddy doesn't believe in welfare and goes hunting and provides . . . but Mommy gives pies to the hobo's who come off the rails?

Is this a Grandpa complex?

He puts ice cream in his coffee.

And I am transported.

Talk about baggage.

Holy Jesus.